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That’s football, right? I think that’s football.  Or is it just anything with a ball?  Regardless, I made some damn donuts to get us all through the whole televised bonanza.  And I didn’t happen to save one for Tim Tebow. … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Remember this scene?  Well, we made some serious room at the table yesterday. At the Vegan Bake Sale for Haiti at Locali we raised … (drumroll please) … $3285.43!!  Which will all be sent to Doctors Without Borders for relief … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Location: Locali 5825 Franklin Avenue Los Angeles, CA 90028-5609 (323) 466-1360 Date: Jan 31st Time: 11am – 4pm All proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders for medical relief in Haiti.  Locali will also be donating a portion of their sales … Continue reading → Continue reading →

I want to lay out some guidelines for myself in 2010 with a somewhat public audience.  This way I can feel the pressure of all your judgemental stares and I might actually hold myself to it.  Key word: might. Here … Continue reading → Continue reading →

I’ve decided to employ two good gentlemen for a new feature entitled “Two Dudes Review.” These dudes are not vegan.  These dudes aren’t health food fanatics.  They are dudes.  One of them could feasibly kill you with his big toe … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Hey folks.  I been busy.  Busy making these lovely little jars of happy.  And baking.  Right now my house smells like a gigantic carrot bundt cake.  I wish my house WAS a gigantic carrot bundt cake.  Breakfast in bed?  No.  … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Now that the weather has been hinting at the arrival of fall(is it here yet?!), I’ve been in ‘hearty breakfast’ mode.  Let me introduce you to my favorite dish to devour before an AM hike.  This guy is an Easy … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Hey dudes.  Do you know where you can get a stellar vegan muffin on the East side?  I’ll give you a hint.  NO.  Even better.  I’ll give you an answer. STORIES. They’re located at 1716 W Sunset Blvd Los Angeles, … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Oh, Citysearch.  How you thrill me.  How you bring me plate after plate of mushroom dishes.  How you keep refilling my glass with the greatest wine I’ve ever had (Torbreck Cuvee Juveniles if you must know).  How you ask nothing … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Here’s a quick run-down of google searches that have led people to my blog.  Just in case you forget how to get here: “so sexual it’s like lavender in my mouth” “cookie shit cooling rack” “purple oompa loompa pictures” “4 … Continue reading → Continue reading →